I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)