Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)