I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)