Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)